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Thoughts for 2006

• Life is sexually transmitted.


• Good health is the slowest rate at which one can die.


• Men are hungry or horny. If you see one who is not "exicted", make him a sandwich.


• Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.


• Some people are like Slinky... good for nothing but you smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.


• Health nuts will feel stupid soon. Lying in hospital dying of nothing.


• Pay no attention to criticism.


• Why does a slight tax increase cost $200 and a major tax cut saves 30 cents?


• People used to take acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


• Maybe the Department of Agriculture should oversee security. We know where a cow with mad-cow disease is but not where terrorists are.